We drink crappy coffee
We drink crummy tea
We drink dirty water
It don’t bother me
We have crappy neighbors
We have shitty friends
We have crummy inlaws
In town on the weekends
We are just urban creatures
We don’t like what we don’t like
We stay home or we go out
We take the bus or we ride a bike
We are just urban creatures
We do what we wanna do
We work in big fat buildings
We live on the avenue
We dine in crappy diners
We choke down crummy food
We chew on old pretzels
And swallow attitude
We all got the internet
We all got a phone
We are all on Facebook
We all watch Yellowstone
We are just urban creatures
We go where we wanna go
We order from amazon
We live fast and die slow
We are just urban creatures
We don’t know what we don’t know
We drive on big fat highways
We won’t stop and say hello
We all sit in traffic
We all wait at lights
We cuss other drivers
We get in nasty fights
We have crappy bosses
We have shitty jobs
We work crummy gigs
Run by Italian mobs
We are just urban creatures
We don’t like what we don’t like
We stay home or we go out
We take the bus or we ride a bike
We are just urban creatures
We do what we wanna do
We work in big fat buildings
We live on the avenue
We are just urban creatures
We go where we wanna go
We order from amazon
We live fast and die slow
We are just urban creatures
We don’t know what we don’t know
We drive on big fat highways
We won’t stop and say hello