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It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas time it’s
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas timeIt snuck up on me, it does it every year
Christmas is upon us, better get it in gearChristmas comes just once a year so
Better get ready to bring the cheer.
Christmas comes just once a year
Why do I have so much fear?

Is this what it should be?
Not sure I wanna know.
Do I have to do this?
Can I just let it go?

Christmas Rush
I’m in a Christmas Rush
I’m in a Christmas Rush
I’m in a Christmas Rush

It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas time it’s
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas time

Gotta make a list, gotta check it twice
Gotta buy the presents, can’t care about the price

Gotta get the tree up, gotta hang the lights
Let the neighbors see we ain’t just troglodytes

Gotta find tinsel, hang up the mistletoe
Gotta hang the wreath with the ribbons and the snow

Christmas comes just once a year so
Better get ready to bring the cheer.
Christmas comes just once a year
Why do I have so much fear?

Is this what it feels like?
Don’t want to Go too far.
Am I that prepared for
Another Christmas star?

Christmas Rush
I’m in a Christmas Rush
I’m in a Christmas Rush
I’m in a Christmas Rush

Where’s the closest Walmart? Gotta get there now!
Forgot my lady’s gift please don’t ask me how!

It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas time it’s
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas time

Christmas comes just once a year so
Better get ready to bring the cheer.
Christmas comes just once a year
Why do I have so much fear?

Why was I so stressed out about the odds and ends?
How could I forget my family and my friends?

Now that it’s Christmas I didn’t get it done
Forgot what it’s about, didn’t have any fun.

Who cares about the wreath or the Christmas tree?
Forget all that stuff, let’s have a party!

It’s Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas

Christmas Rush
I got a Christmas Rush
I got a Christmas Rush
I got a Christmas Rush!

Christmas Rush
I have a Christmas Rush
I have a Christmas Rush
I got a Christmas Rush!

Christmas Rush
I love a Christmas Rush
I love a Christmas Rush
I love a Christmas Rush

Christmas Rush
I love a Christmas Rush
I love a Christmas Rush
I love a Christmas Rush


 

That’s too much information
That’s too much information

You told me about itchy anal glands
Then you scratched and then wanted to shake hands

That’s too much information

Don’t need to know if you’re boxers or you’re briefs
Don’t need to hear all your religious beliefs

That’s too much information
We’ve never been that close
That’s too much information
And I think that’s pretty gross

That’s too much information
That’s way more than I want
That’s too much information
I’m not your confidant

That’s too much information
And I think that’s pretty gross
That’s too much information

Heard about your gas in a meeting by zoom
We better not meet in the conference room

That’s too much information

She let me in on her financial plans
Sent me an invite to her only fans

Don’t need to see all your scars and your tattoos
Don’t need to smell all the things that you excuse

That’s too much information

That’s too much information
That’s not what I want to see
That’s too much information
That’s much too much for me

That’s too much information
That’s too much information

He asked me if I want a swinging life
He showed me pictures of his naked wife

That’s TMI
That’s too much information

Told me about his colon parasite
Right about the time I was taking a bite

That’s TMI
That’s too much information

Don’t need to know if you’re boxers or you’re briefs
Don’t need to hear all your religious beliefs

That’s too much information
We’ve never been that close
That’s too much information
And I think that’s pretty gross

That’s too much information
That’s way more than I want
That’s too much information
I’m not your confidant

That’s too much information
That’s too much information
And I think that’s pretty gross
That’s too much information
And I think that’s pretty gross
That’s too much information



Saw Spiderman and all the intrigue
Saw Batman and the Justice League
Caught all the Avengers blitzkrieg
Now I got that Marvel fatigue

Been through once and
I been through twice
First time it was
Just kinda nice

(But now it’s)
Way too hot or
It’s way too cold
But maybe it’s
Just getting old

Over it
Over it
I’m just so damn over it
(I just) can’t go round this shit again
Let’s just do it
Every now and then
I’m so over it

I used to love Red Bull and Green Monster
Call me an energy connoisseur
Energy drinks I’m no amateur
But that no longer beats my coffee liqueur

Old Jack Daniel’s that will leave you calm
Vodka strong enough to use to embalm
Coffee beans all the way from Vietnam
I think I’ve had my last cold Jagerbomb

Been through once and
I been through twice
First time it was
Just kinda nice

(But now it’s)
Way too hot or
It’s way too cold
But maybe it’s
Just getting old

Over it
Over it
I’m just so damn over it
I’m just
Over it
Over it
I’m just so damn over it
(I just) can’t go round this shit again
Let’s just do it
Every now and then
I’m so over it

I used to just love that shit that you do
Thought it was something just between us two
But now it’s just leftover residue
Like dog shit on the bottom of your tennis shoe

I’m sick and tired of this convenience store
Where I’m the dog that you whistle for
And I have to come in through the doggy door
I ain’t gonna play this game no more

Been through once and
I been through twice
First time it was
Just kinda nice

Over it
Over it
I’m just so damn over it
(I just) can’t go round
this shit again
Let’s just do it
Every now and then

Over it
Over it
I’m just so damn over it
(I just) can’t go round this shit again
Let’s just do it
Every now and then
I’m so over it



There’s something I been meaning to ask
There’s something I need to know
How do you remove the blood stains
From an old clock radio?

Let’s make this clear
It ain’t about me I’m not that kind of guy
It’s someone else who I will not identify

I’m asking for a friend
Who you have never met
I’m asking for a friend
‘Cause he’s got no internet
No internet

There’s something I been meaning to ask
There’s something I need to know
How do you prove to the sheriff that
You haven’t been to Mexico?

There’s something I been meaning to ask
There’s something I need to know
How can you prove you have a black belt
If you don’t know taekwondo?

Let’s make this clear
It ain’t about me I’m not that kind of guy
It’s someone else who I will not identify

I’m asking for a friend
Who you have never met
I’m asking for a friend
‘Cause he’s got no internet
No internet

There’s something I been meaning to ask
There’s something I need to know
Can I claim as a business expense
A trip to a bordello?

There’s something I been meaning to ask
There’s something I need to know
Can you purge a felony offense if
It was a long time ago?

There’s something I been meaning to ask
There’s something I need to know
How do you pass off an old picture as
A legitimate Van Gogh?

Let’s make this clear
It ain’t about me I’m not that kind of guy
It’s someone else who I will not identify

I’m asking for a friend
Who you have never met
I’m asking for a friend
‘Cause he’s got no internet
I’m asking for a friend
Who you have never met
I’m asking for a friend
‘Cause he’s got no internet
No internet

 

Too much crap
I got too much crap
Too much crap
Too much crap
Too much crap

Too much crap
Running ‘round my head
Too much crap
Sitting on my bed
Too much crap
out in my shed

Too much crap
Too much crap

I got too too too too too too too too too much crap
I got too too too too too too too too too much crap

Too much crap

Too much crap
In my home
Too much crap
On my phone
Too much crap
To condone
I got too much crap
Too much crap
Too much crap

Too much crap
In my brand new car
Too much crap
To go very far
Too much crap
This is too bizarre
I got too much crap
Too much crap

I got too too too too too too too too too much crap
I got too too too too too too too too too much crap

I got too much crap
Too much crap
Running out my drain
Too much crap
Filling up my brain
Too much crap
On this plugin chain
I got too much crap
Too much crap

Packed to the rooftop still don’t got enough
Keep bringing it in
I need all this stuff

Got some junk and then I got some more
Found it at my local Goodwill store
I dug in the bins and bothered the clerk
But I found this thing and it still works

Too much crap

Too much crap
Coming off her tongue
Too much crap
And I’m way too young
Too much crap
It’s like getting stung
I got too much crap
Too much crap

I got too too too too too too too too too much crap
Too much crap
I got too too too too too too too too too much crap

Too much too much crap

I got too too too too too too too too too much crap
I got too too too too too too too too too much crap

I got too much crap

She’s moping in the kitchen
She’s moping in the hall
Moping on the bathroom floor
Just rolled up in a ball

Got no clue what brought this on
Just another day
Got no idea just what to do
To make it go away

Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy

She’s just too down

She’s quiet in the bedroom
She’s quiet by the door
Silent at the kitchen sink
Mute in the candy store

Why she quiet I don’t know
Musta missed it all
What she seen or what she done
Maybe its alcohol

Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy

She’s just too tight
She’s just too tight

Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be

She’s nasty in the bedroom
She’s pouting in the store
Daggers at the dinner table
Looks like this is war

She’s righteous in the foyer
She’s pious in the hall
Smug and sanctimonious
Looks like she’s above it all

Where this come from who can say
Wasn’t me I guess

What to do what can I say
I’m a work in progress

Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy

She’s just too mean
Be happy

Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy
Won’t be happy

She’s just too right
Be happy

Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be happy

Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be
Won’t be happy

She’s just too mean