Wild Man

Wild man does the stuff he should
Wild man does what we wish we would
Wild man does what no one will
Wild man he ain’t got no skill
Picks the apple from the tree
He don’t ask the committee
Starts the fire where he will
Makes the spit and cooks his kill

Wild man does what wild man does
Ain’t nothing new
Wild man does what wild man wants
With derring-do

Wild man breaks what some man built
Wild man wears a scottish kilt
Wild man hears what no one says
Wild man will take all the Pez

Wild man sees what no one sees
Wild man do just what he please
Wild man has the look that kills
Wild man has primitive skills

Grabs the fish straight from the stream
He ain’t got no self esteem
Writes on paper with a pen
Marks it out and writes again

Wild man sees what we all don’t
He’s on his guard
Wild man hears what we all won’t
He listens hard

Wild Man!

Wild man goes to Jacksonville
Wild man goes just where he will
Wild man he don’t cut his hair
Wild man don’t wash underwear

Wild man lives in a dark cave
Wild man he don’t microwave
Wild man knows the rule of law
Wild man shaves with a chainsaw

Wild man eats his red meat raw
Wild man eats a big bear claw
Wild man does no telling what
Wild man might just kick your butt

He’s a wild man

Wild man does what wild man does
Ain’t nothing new
Wild man does what wild man wants
With derring-do

Wild man sees what we all don’t
He’s on his guard
Wild man hears what we all won’t
He listens hard

Wild man thinks no telling what
He’s just too smart
Wild man ain’t very clean cut
He’s a sweetheart

Gets It Done

On a journey
To foreign lands
Arrives on time
With all his hands

It ain’t easy
It ain’t smart
It ain’t for the
The faint of heart

He gets it done
He gets it done
He gets it done
He gets it done

On a mission
To outer space
Sticks the orbit
And lands on the base

Out in the field
To right the wrong
Might take a while
Might take too long

It ain’t easy
It ain’t smart
It ain’t for the
The faint of heart

He gets it done
He gets it done
He always wins
In the long run

On assignment
To save the earth
You know he’ll do it
And he’ll give it hell
For all he’s worth

He’s got the job
To save the world
Saves every man
Woman
boy and girl

It ain’t easy
It ain’t smart

He gets it
He gets it done
He gets it done
He gets it done
He gets it done

He gets it done
He gets it done
He always wins
In the long run
He gets it
He gets it

Coffee With Superman

Superman he wants to drink coffee
Superman he wants to meet up
Superman he wants to talk a bit
So I hope it’s just the one cup

Hope he’s forgot that thing and he doesn’t want to fight
‘Cause he’ll kick my ass ‘cause I’m fresh out of kryptonite
But because it is a public place it oughta be alright
After all He’s Superman

Superman he’s got x-ray vision
Superman can see everything
Superman he can see right through me
So he knows I’m a villain king

Guess you could say we’re frenemies
But he doesn’t make me beg him please
And I can’t make him go away
And he wouldn’t do it anyway

Superman he’s got super powers
Superman he don’t never bleed
Superman he can tear down buildings
I hope he doesn’t know my deed.

Older Than Dirt

It’s a little bit harder every single day
I’m a little bit softer [in] every other way

I’m a little bit dumber than just the day before
And I got little more pain that I just can’t ignore

I’m older than dirt
No longer alert
No longer seen no longer heard I’m just about inert

If there’s anything I’m still good at
It’s looking backwards into time
‘Cause I’m older than dirt
Older than dirt

It’s a little bit slower every single day
I’m a little bit colder [in] every other way

I have a little more doubts and worry every day
I have a little less strength to fight it all away

I’m a little bit dumber than just the day before
And I got little more pain that I just can’t ignore

I’m older than dirt
No longer alert
No longer seen no longer heard just eat jello dessert

If there’s anything I’m still good at
It’s looking backwards into time
‘Cause I’m older than dirt
Older than dirt

If I could see the future as a good thing
Then I could catch tomorrow on the upswing
And I would be younger all over again
And I would maybe go dance every now and then

I’m a little bit down and surly and morose
I’m a little bit meaner to those I love the most

I’m a little bit dumber than just the day before
I’m a little bit little bit little little bit

I’m older than dirt
No longer alert
No longer seen no longer heard I’m just about inert

I’m older than dirt
No longer alert
No longer seen no longer heard just eat jello dessert

If there’s anything I’m still good at
It’s looking backwards into time
‘Cause I’m older than dirt
Older than dirt

I’m older than dirt
No longer alert
No longer seen no longer heard I’m just about inert

We Don’t We

Please go ahead and
You do you
And I’ll figure out how
I do me
Because we’ve proven that
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

If it ain’t the money or if it ain’t the time
It’s about how to navigate to Anaheim.
And if it ain’t the coffee or if it ain’t the tea
We’ll find something to fight about ASAP.

Treat each other like an enemy
We act like we in Modern Warfare 3

Please go ahead and
You do you
And I’ll figure out how
I do me
Because we’ve proven that
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

You do you
And I’ll figure out how
I do me
Because we’ve proven that
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

If it ain’t the garbage or how to fold the sheets
It’s about where to put the grocery receipts
[And]
If it ain’t my music or what to watch tonight
We’ll figure out some way to start an ugly fight

If we can’t be on the same side
We won’t get there on the same ride

Please go ahead and
You do you
And I’ll figure out how
I do me
Because we’ve proven that
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

You do you
And I’ll figure out how
I do me
Because we’ve proven that
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

When the screaming’s over
and we’re laying in the bed
We’ll reach for one another
let our our bodies scream instead

They will work out a cease fire
Negotiate a truce
But it won’t be very long
‘Til we’re back to the abuse

We’ll spend all day waiting for the fault to find
In the other person and how they’re designed
[And]
We’ll get our screaming on and screech like two baboons
It’s noisy but it’s how we like spend our afternoons

Please go ahead and
You do you
And I’ll figure out how
I do me
Because we’ve proven that
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

You do you
And I’ll figure out how
I do me
Because we’ve proven that
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

You do you
I do me
With us two
We don’t we
We don’t we

Skittish

He said he had to leave his shack
He had no reason to go back
His phone is off so they can’t track
Him down

He said don’t stop they’re on my tail
I got no cash can’t ride the rail
I know no one to help me
Sail away

Skittish!
Skittish!
Skittish!
Skittish!

They have found out the awful truth
Stuff he had done in foolish youth
So sick and mean and so uncouth
To them

It was years ago he did these things
Ignored the laws and caused the stings
He could not see all that it brings
Today

Skittish!
Skittish!
It was years ago he did these things
Skittish!
Skittish!

When I get real sick and fall on the floor
and can’t get up or walk out the door
No one will help I won’t have no chance
No one will put me on an ambulance

So they’ll find me later there on the floor
All dead and dried and rank in my gore
‘Cause the neighbors called to complain about
The God awful smell of my life burnt out

He said he had to hide away
Get in a house and never stray
Hole up until that fateful day
They’re gone

Who they are he will not spill
He just knows that they seek him still
A pack of men who mean ill will
To him

Skittish!
Skittish!
A pack of men who mean ill will to him
Skittish!
Skittish!
Skittish!
Skittish!
Skittish!
Skittish!